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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Balls

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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