Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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