The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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