Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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