A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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tea with milk?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A fat guy!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Your girlfriend.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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