There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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