- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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