You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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