Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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