What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Women's rights

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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