- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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