- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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