- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How high is the sky? True or False

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