What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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How long is a china man?

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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