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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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