- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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