- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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