Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Jake. Walsh.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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