- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars