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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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