What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Jews

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Hail Hitler

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

i like turtles

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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