why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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fava beans

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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