- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

all these jokes are horrible now

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's your blood type? Red.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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