What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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