- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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