- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you end a sentence

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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