What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Anthony sucks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Women's rights

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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