- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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