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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

My spelling is horrible

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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