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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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