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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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