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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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