Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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