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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

your so fat. your fat!

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