a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I literally died laughing

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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