- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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