whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What comes after 69? 70

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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