- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

wanna hear a joke? yes

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

black people

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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