Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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you give like i give lomain

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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