- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Read a Book.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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