That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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