A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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