- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **