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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

guess what? bannanas

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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