Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Your adopted

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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