what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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