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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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