Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Hello penis

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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I <3 Hitler

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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