- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

knock knock... ...no answer

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

whats black? the colour

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

a black guy walks into a black bar

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