-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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