What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

im saul and i love cock

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

rent a cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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