- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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