How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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