- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...