What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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