John lazzaro likes dick

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I dont have a girlfriend

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