- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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