- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

The Big Band Theory

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Golf.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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