What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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