Heskey time.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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