- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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