- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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