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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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