- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

a man was shot.... he died

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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