- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Ebola

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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