MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

mikey is cute

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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