Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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