Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

My spelling is horrible

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a man makes a bad joke

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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