- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Obama walks into a hospital....

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How high is the sky? True or False

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