- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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