what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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