An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Justin's life

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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