- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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