What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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