Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

your so fat. your fat!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

George W. Bush

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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