- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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