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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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