What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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