What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Obama = ebola

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Well this is pointless.....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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