- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A fat guy!

Please ignore this statement.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.