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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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