What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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penis

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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