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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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