- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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